Video: Manchester United striker Javier Hernandez scores with his crotch (Mexico v Honduras)
While Aaron Eccleston was proving how your crotch can get you into trouble on a football pitch, Javier Hernandez was using his penis to good effect for his side.
The Manchester United striker scored this groin goal to secure an extra-time Gold Cup win for Mexico over Honduras.
Not quite the spectacular finishes that Old Trafford fans are getting accustomed to seeing, but they all count.
Video via 101GG