You are Manchester United striker Javier Hernandez. Now beat-up Landon Donovan
New online game Soccer Knockout allows you to wade-in on the, erm, friendly rivalry between Mexico and the USA as the two nations prepare to slog it out at the Gold Cup.
CONCACAF’s big two meet in the final tomorrow evening, but in case any Mexican fans find themselves with a little excess aggression between now and then this punch-up game has been developed.
You take on the role of Manchester United and Mexico star Javier ‘Chicharito’ Hernandez. Your mission is to do as much damage to Landon Donovan’s face as possible.
The battle pits arguably the weediest players of either team against each other. If push came to shove, we would probably have to back Donovan if this was a real fight.
Anyway, you can play here.
Spotted on KCKRS