Shaun Wright Phillips is a plank – the evidence
My Dad’s a planker and he planks all day
It would be fair to say that Shaun Wright-Phillips has not had a great couple of years. Ostracised at Manchester City, it looks as if he will move to Bolton before the end of the transfer window.
So has SWP been working hard in the gym, taking on Rocky-style runs in the snow to stay fit and try and get back into the England fold?
Not exactly, no. Instead, da Shaun has joined Twitter and shown of the art of planking to his followers. The new craze (god damn I feel old) is to lie flat in a comedic or unusual place.
Maybe Shaun should have done it in the Manchester City starting line-up. Boom.