Top 10 things Harry Redknapp IS thinking about
As we all know, Harry Redknapp has not even thought about becoming England manager. Given that the possibility of him doing just that is on all major news bulletins, OTP wondered what exactly he is thinking about.
1. Business investments
‘Arry’s still not got round to investing that money that Milan Mandaric gave him to set-up a new business.
2. Gel-based padded car window sills
Do these already exist? If so, ‘Arry’s definitely in the market to buy one. If not, that’s possibly something worth ploughing Milan’s money into.
3. Giving Daniel Rose the number 47 shirt
That would have been a lot less embarrassing explanation for Rosie47.
4. Taking GCSE English
Who wants to be at Euro 2012 when you could hit summer school ironing out your self-professed near illiteracy.
5. Maybe a quick IT course too
Faxes have been phased out of transfer deadline day. Outrageous, we know. ‘Arry is going to have to get to grips with email.
6. The visibility of the twitch
Can everyone see it? Or is it something annoying that only ‘Arry can see?
7. Would he be interested in signing Lionel Messi if he was available?
Yes, he would. He’s a triffic player. And ‘Arry wants top, top players at Tottenham.
8. Signing Peter Crouch
Time has been ticking on. ‘Arry hasn’t signed Peter Crouch for a while and the itch will need to be scratched sooner rather than later.
9. Is Kevin Bond going to do the old Steve Kean routine?
You can’t be too careful in this day and age. A brief moment in the limelight and your backroom staff might suddenly be after the manager’s job.
10.Cruel things you could make Scott Parker do ‘for the cause’
It’s probably worth putting the test at some stage.