OTP’s Howard The Psychic Duck predicts… Czech Republic v Portugal
Off The Post’s very own aquatic answer to Nostradamus is back once again, making huge waves in the sports betting industry as he takes to football predictions like, well, a duck to water.
After initially only risking his reputation on the results of England’s Group D games, Howard now has a hefty psychic juggernaut behind him in his quest for Euro glory.
Most importantly, after Wayne Rooney’s bullet header and John Terry’s brave, brave clearance against Ukraine, he still has a 100 per cent prediction success rate.
This time, Howard shifts his attention to the rest of Europe, as he begins his epic quest to correctly predict every single knockout game from now until the final next Sunday. Will Petr Jiracek continue his fine goalscoring form? Can Cristiano Ronaldo singlehandedly drag Portugal into the semis? Do ducks understand the lottery of penalty shootouts?
Join him tomorrow for answers to none of those questions, as attention turns to the Eurozone grudge match between Germany and Greece.