Advent Calendar: Spurs’ strangest Christmas gift
For each day of advent we will be looking at the club shop of each Premier League club to pick out the strangest or oddest gift.
Today is the turn of Spurs, and we have left such oddities as a Spurs pen bracelet and a Spurs stepping stone, and instead opt for the intended sexy item of a Spurs garter.
Forgetting for a second that no respectable lady would be seen dead in the £5 item, the best thing about the gift is that it is listed under the ‘Wedding’ section of the website. Because nothing says I live you on your special day like wearing a lingerie item of you (or your new husband’s) favourite team.
The only other thing to reveal is the blurb next to the product:
“Do you need something new or something blue for your big day? Or maybe you just want to spice up a special occasion with this Spurs garter.”
They’re not even joking.