http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB9_1q9PCc8 When you have a resplendent beard fit for a deity, pass the ball around effortlessly like a divine Leonardo da Vinci brushstroke and score one of the most delicious spot-kicks...

Shelvey increpa a Ferguson al entrar al túnel de... by rrmisas 1. After all the pre-match diplomatic work to ensure Manchester United didn't burst into their 'Always the victims, it's...

Missing a penalty is humiliating at the best of times. Just ask Ashley Cole and Ashley Young. But what makes it that much worse is if you do something stupid...

1. Cristiano Ronaldo is either a bottler or a glory-hunter. He shirked his penalty shootout duties and ended up not being needed. The best penalty taker in the team should...

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