Valencia might have crashed out of the Champions League against PSG, but goalkeeper Vicente Guaita was not going to go back to Spain without a consolation. If playing in Europe's...

Don't get us wrong, OTP loves a coordinated launching of bog rolls onto the pitch as much as the next guy. But this goes slightly beyond that in both the...

Frank Lampard's arrival in Portugal for Chelsea's Champions League clash against Benfica saw him come face-to-face with a local joker called Emplasto (the plasterer). The prankster has made himself a...

Fernando Torres looked a bit sharper than in recent months during Chelsea's victory over Napoli last night... but he was still nonplussed by the win. The Spaniard seemed happy to...

Advertising standards An unfortunately positioned television microphone gave one of Manchester City's sponsors an entirely different line of business. Perhaps Thomas Cock should be Jamie Redknapp's alter ego next time...