As ever, Private Eye sums up most modern sports journalism better than anyone else... pic.twitter.com/4ozGWh18kS— Mick Collins (@MickPCollins) July 25, 2013 Satirical magazine Private Eye has given its take on...

As if the Wayne Rooney transfer situation needed any stirring up! Now comes the news that the Manchester United striker has been spotted playing golf near Chelsea's training ground. Firstly,...

Fly me to the Roon …on his reasons for leaving • If we believe Sir Alex Ferguson, then “you can only guess yourself” is the answer. Rooney declared his intention...