Arsenal are plotting a second bid for Bayer Leverkusen midfielder Lars Bender. Arsene Wenger had an £18.5m offer turned down over the summer, but has not given up on landing...

Aston Villa striker Christian Benteke says he "won't necessarily accept" being told he has to stay at the club. The Belgium international was Villa's star man this season. Without his...

Manchester United seem to have suggested that midfielder Michael Carrick voted for himself in the Players' Player of the Year award. A report on the club's official website says that...

Things are really hotting up in the Crappyteam Won Cup, the competition no self-respecting team wants to win. After Premier League side Aston Villa attempted to give League Two Bradford...

OTP gives you the lowdown on all the Euro 2012 teams. 10 word description: Perennial underachievers with rock-bottom expectations and a new manager. Coach: Roy Hodgson Parachuted in to replace...