Nicky Forster confuses the hell out of us

Sorry but that’s zoo

Yes, OTP may have spent a few minutes wondering how a 35-year-old striker came to be more down with the kids than us, and pondering precisely what sort of situation had to arise to be considered suitably ‘zoo’. Then we realised the journeyman Brighton striker was merely celebrating his 200th goal.

I can’t believe you did that to us, Nicky. That is so zoo.