Fulham unveil their Michael Jackson statue

My, oh my

Fulham have unveiled the much talked about statue of Michael Jackson outside Craven Cottage ahead of today’s clash with Blackpool. Let’s just say it doesn’t disappoint – unless you’re a Fulham fan.

It’s better (as in funnier) than we could even have imagined. It’s in colour! Like a giant Michael Jackson Barbie doll! And it doesn’t particularly look like Michael Jackson!

The statue was unveiled today by Cottagers chairman Mohammed Al Fayed, who said supporters who didn’t like the statue could “go to hell”.

He said: “Why is it bizarre? Football fans love it. If some stupid fans don’t understand and appreciate such a gift they can go to hell.”

Off to hell for OTP.