Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney conducts the world’s most boring interview with Everton’s Leon Osman and Leighton Baines

Wayne Rooney took the train journey down to London for tonight’s friendly with Brazil as the perfect opportunity to hone his broadcasting skills.

His England team-mates Leon Osman and Leighton Baines were the new Paxman’s first victims.

The interview starts very much like a Garth Crooks interview. But once Wazza’s into the swing of things he’s soon uncovering all sorts of fascinating facts:

– Osman hasn’t been on a train since the late 1980s.
– He has loves the train since watching Thomas as a kid.

He does try to spice things up towards the end with an Ashley Cole vs Leighton Baines question.