Whodunnit? Someone at Brighton ‘relieved’ themselves in Crystal Palace’s dressing room
Has football gone completely mental?
Following the news that Glenn Whelan put a pig’s head in the locker of Kenwyne Jones yesterday, an email has emerged from Brighton in which Gus Poyet claims that someone carried out a rather smelly act against playoff opponents Crystal Palace.
Poyet, who has been suspended along with his staff, claimed that someone had been into the away dressing room before their opponents had arrived and proceeded to ‘have a faeces’ not just in the toilet, but on and around it, creating a rather unpleasant atmosphere for Palace’s players.
The email Poyet sent was as follows:
“1) …when Crystal Palace players and staff arrived to the Amex and went into their dressing room, they found themselves in a very uncomfortable situation, for some reason that still no clear to me , someone during the day had access to the away dressing room and done something terrible, trying to upset everyone related to Palace. To say it in clear English, someone had a ‘poo’ all outside the toilets, over and around the toilets.
Now, after careful consideration, and even after a meeting with the Chairman who assured me that MY REPUTATION IS INTACT, I feel that I must express my anger that anyone inside this organisation thought they could interfere with it.
I am angry that someone within this club could endanger our good reputation and stoop so low – did they imagine that this would affect the Crystal Palace players – well it possible did – it may just have fired them up even more.”
Is this what we have done? Is this now covered by ‘banter’ and ‘megalolz’? If so, then Wimbledon’s Crazy Gang should be utterly ashamed of themselves. look what you created.