Hard Tackle: US women's national team grope each other to celebrate victory over Canada

USA booked a place in the Olympic women’s football final last night with a 4-3 extra-time win over Canada.

With excitement running high among the US squad, TV viewers witnessed the most boob-groping and bum-squeezing seen on a pitch since a matchball was lost somewhere in Neville Southall’s fat-rolls during a 1993 pre-season friendly and a search party led by Andy Hinchcliffe was sent in to retrieve it.

Via 101GG