Has football gone completely mental?

Following the news that Glenn Whelan put a pig’s head in the locker of Kenwyne Jones yesterday, an email has emerged from Brighton in which Gus Poyet claims that someone carried out a rather smelly act against playoff opponents Crystal Palace. read more »

Bill Shankly once claimed that football was more important than a matter of life or death, but we reckon that if he had seen this chilling sight before him, he may just have thought twice about his comment.

It isn’t long since Xerez were in La Liga, but after a horrible season they were relegated from the Segunda Liga. The players, who have already received abuse from the club’s fans, turned up their training ground, where a horrifying sight awaited them. read more »

Real Madrid were surprise losers to their neighbours Atletico in the Copa Del Rey final last night, surely meaning that Jose Mourinho will leave the Bernabeu without winning a trophy during his last season.

The final was as eventful as you would expect, with Atletico winning the game 2-1 in extra time after a 90 minutes in which Real hit the woodwork on several occasions. read more »

It’s definitely the end of term at the Britannia Stadium. Following the pasting Michael Owen’s Merc received, Stoke’s squad have now allegedly turned to leaving dead animals in each other’s lockers. read more »

Your whistle-stop guide to the latest Premier League arrivals

Name: Yaya Sanogo

Age: 20

Position: Striker read more »