Football video: Liverpool’s Ryan Babel tries his hand at rapping

Posted by - October 16, 2008 - Football videos, Liverpool

He’s the Liverpool star you bitches are loving!

It is funny how a three-minute YouTube video can make you completely lose respect for someone you once admired as a talented footballer. This is Liverpool and Holland attacker Ryan Babel rocking the mic with a rap ballad about his rags to riches tale.

Babel follows in the footsteps of such footballing luminaries as John Barnes, Andy Cole and Clint Dempsey in attempting to cut it as a hip-hop artist. You can judge for yourselves how well he accomplishes that!

Full English translation of the lyrics after the jump…

Rapping is my hobby
Rappers dont want trouble
I’m the Liverpool star those bitches are loving
I know what time it is – I’ve just bought a new watch
Ill give you a punchline: eight seconds, youll be knocked down
Towel in the ring
My family in the V.I.P
No caviar for us, Surinamers eat chicken
Ya’ll know nothing: this is the Premier League
Representing the G
You can see this n***a with number 19
Ya’ll can f*** off, I f*** with a whole team
Ya’ll can talk, but you dont get anything with it
Ya’ll can’t be like me, my status is too high
If rappers come to close, I have to take space
People watch YouTube to learn my actions
I have those skills, try some tricks
I was a poor n***a
Now I make f***ing money
I went from the Euro to the English pound
I put money in my pocket, now I spend money on nothing
I like it this way, I’m sure you like it
If somebody want beef, well come on
I like it with some pepper, homie
I’m sure in my life
Give me the f***ing ball, you lose both legs
And now my competition is past
If you hate me because of that, I say youre right
If I was you, I would hate me too
I have the s**t homie
I cant even spend all my money
Keep your daughter in sight. or you will be my family
Ill take your daughter and let her make clean
101 Barz – this is the first time but I came hard!
I came alone, I don’t have a back-up
I came because I mean it
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