Jack Wilshere: “Get some condoms lol”

Posted by - November 19, 2010 - Arsenal

Funny contraception texts from England’s brightest star

Arsenal and England star Jack Wilshere allegedly had a fling with a lap-dancer behind his girlfriend’s back, according to The Sun. The 18-year-old cheated on Lauren Neal, who he has been dating for three years, with blonde Jessica Jensen.

While that behaviour is hardly to be applauded, it is safe to say it is not uncommon for an 18-year-old lad, Premier League footballer or not.

The difference between Wilshere and every other 18-year-old lad is that his “saucy texts” get published in the tabloids. Some of them are not that “saucy” at all.

OTP’s favourite, as you may have guessed from the headline of this post, is: “Get some condoms lol.”

We also quite enjoyed finding out the Jessica’s nickname for Wilshere was Fatty and that her response to him nagging her to hurry up and come to the Arsenal team hotel was: “I’m like on my way. Grandad’s dropping me.”

If only Grandad knew. If only he knew.

  • Sid

    Looks like Arsene’s started to lead by example………….

    And don’t say this is common for a teenager, I like him as a players and will like him no less after this, I couldn’t give a rats ass as to what he does in his personal life, thats his problem. But don’t pass his actions off by saying that its common at 18. It’s really not.

  • Dingo

    Surely our Jack could have done better than that. Looks like someone cross bred her with a mutant rabbit.

  • Dingo

    It’s not common at 18 to cheat on your girlfriend?

    Jesus christ. What sheltered teenage life did you lead?

    Can you imagine being an 18 yr old guy, with sudden access to a plethora of women? I’d be all over it and I’m 30. You only live once. Problem is it’s impossible to keep it hush, hush for these guys.

  • Anon

    There is nothing wrong with her!! That picture was taken by surprise, if you knew her and had seen her then you wouldnt post such a nasty comment. I dont condone what happened between them but people should just mind there own business.

  • cal


    not common for a 18 year old? I dont know what you were up to in youre early teens….

    looks like he could turn into a great player, this just makes him a lad aswel.

  • Mr. Chopper

    … and people should also stay behind after class to go to the special remedial grammar lessons.

  • Torri

    Everybody should just get over it! they are kids,! life goes on.

  • Steve-fr

    jack,my lad, you can do what the hell you like(so long as it’s within the realms of the law and decncy). just make sure you do the business on the field. that’s what you’re paid for,and i’m paying towards your wages with my tickets every week !
    p.s. not the best photo of lauren !

  • truth

    typical know fact footballers cheat but wow this young ;( blond tar goldgigger 3 words DNA tests on the baby dats cumin in august