Fulham unveil their Michael Jackson statue

Posted by - April 3, 2011 - Fulham, Oddballs

My, oh my

Fulham have unveiled the much talked about statue of Michael Jackson outside Craven Cottage ahead of today’s clash with Blackpool. Let’s just say it doesn’t disappoint – unless you’re a Fulham fan.

It’s better (as in funnier) than we could even have imagined. It’s in colour! Like a giant Michael Jackson Barbie doll! And it doesn’t particularly look like Michael Jackson!

The statue was unveiled today by Cottagers chairman Mohammed Al Fayed, who said supporters who didn’t like the statue could “go to hell”.

He said: “Why is it bizarre? Football fans love it. If some stupid fans don’t understand and appreciate such a gift they can go to hell.”

Off to hell for OTP.

  • Jlopes999

    It’s beautiful. Wow!

  • Jlopes999

    It’s beautiful. Wow!

  • Boohoo

    There’s nothing like a gauche statue of a dead pedophile with image issues to bring community spirit back to a club.

  • normal

    Put a statue of Gary Glitter next to him

  • George

    Pity West Ham will not be visiting Fulham again this season – Michael would not be happy hearing their fans singing of the abuse of his monkey!

  • Jimbo

    That is the worst statue I’ve ever seen

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=727970340 Chris Crick


  • Ydydh

    Whos bad!!!!

  • Thecrazyworld



  • http://www.facebook.com/lohre Jeff Olson

    It’s so creepy looking!

  • Olly_mascot

    Definitely not a nice comment to make about a dead music Legend!People with a lavish outbust such as you should be screened prior to contribuying to issues on public forum.

  • Superman20102011

    what a waste of good money

  • Msjaguaress


  • guest

    Your post tells more of your ignorance than anything about Michael. You obviously know nothing about the man and can only reach as high as sad personal attacks based on ridiculous tabloids. Try facts for a change, if you can handle it.

  • Chewuup

    Never seen a thrillier at craven cottage , what’s next Fred west ham lol

  • MrCrispy941

    West Ham have got a longer history than most you twat

  • Chewuup

    Ok Fred , seems your the tw@t for not taking it as it was meant

  • guest

    someone can’t take a joke

  • Anti-gimp

    Here mate, the guy was clearly a dirty paedo, he even admitted sleeping with wee kid in his bed.

  • Connolca03

    your the ignorant one if you dont believe it. it was a well established FACT until he paid off numerous familiys in out of court settlements in order to keep their nonsed sons quiet.

  • Cr05191

    hide your kids!