http://youtu.be/l6N2vwe9Swk
With it not being easy to shift season tickets in London, with city rivals Spurs, Arsenal, Chelsea, Fulham and West Ham all taking the volume, Crystal Palace decided to resort to good old-fashioned perving to try and get bums on seats.
The club asked their cheerleadering troupe The Crystals to make a dance video involving them dancing around in not very much, and it really is one of the cheesiest things you have ever seen.
So, what are you waiting for? It doesn’t matter if you have to commute from Dulwich, Derby or Dundee, because if you buy a season ticket today you will definitely get to sleep with at least on of these girls…
