Nile Ranger is a moron.
There are numerous reasons for believing the above statement, but one of them has been demonstrated only this morning, when the former Newcastle United striker posted an Instagram photograph of his new tattoo.
Whilst many footballers choose to have tattoos on their arms, chests, legs and even necks, Ranger has gone one stage further by having his own surname actually daubed onto his own forehead. Sheesh.
The forward was released by Newcastle at the end of last season after a string of incidents and loan spells offered no evidence whatsoever that he could make it at St James Park or stay out of trouble.
After a few second chances and final warnings, Ranger really isn’t looking like being worth taking a gamble on.