Horror Hair: Robin Van Persie

I have never been a fan of Robin Van Persie’s 13-year-old boy flicked fringe, but this season it seems to have got bigger and developed a life of its own. The flick is getting itself into angles that my protractor can’t reach. Look at him against Blackburn, for instance. The flick is actually going backwards, against the grain of the rest of his hair.

Watch this space – we are expecting a big Horror Hair season from Robin Van Persie’s flick.