Chelsea v Liverpool - the Nigerian gangster film version (starring Frank Lampard's back)

What if Danny Dyer was Nigerian?

Machine guns, bad actors clad in Chelsea and Liverpool shirts, and a soundtrack by 2Unlimited and Kool and the Gang. It sounds like a fantastic film, no? But I’m just not sure this quite works. This fine effort is the work of Nollywood.

*Adopts gruff American accent*. If you see just one film this fall, make sure it’s Chelsea versus Liverpool.

Spotted on The Offside