Kitman: Fabio Capello and his baseball cap

64-year-old man can’t pull off teenage accessory

Fabio Capello might have made a few misjudgements as England manager in recent months, but even he knows that you cannot use an umbrella on a rainy night at Wembley. Steve McClaren saw to that.

But the Italian still needed some protection from the elements. So he opted for a piece of headwear hitherto only worn by teenagers, baseball players and Tony Pulis. It’s not a good luck at all.

Oh, well. At least he avoided being dubbed the Wally with the Brolly. Unfortunately, The Sun has named his the Prat in a Hat instead.