Video: Sven Kums scores penis goal

Heerenveen star Sven Kums gave the statisticians something to worry about in his side’s match against Utrecht.

The ‘left leg’, ‘right leg’ and ‘header’ columns were all left blank as Kums fired in from 17 yards with his penis.

The gang at 101GG inform us that in Holland this is called a “snikkelgoal”. Rarely can there have been a more apt snikkelgoal scorer.