'Alan Pardew, I love u' - German girl's slightly stalker-ish video tribute to the Newcastle manager

This bizarre video tribute to Newcastle manager Alan Pardew is doing the rounds. It appears a girl in Germany half his age has got a bit of a crush on Pards, or the ‘silver fox’ as she calls him.

Love takes many forms and, in the case, that form is crudely Photoshopped images of the girl in question, YouTube user 20Kristina09, and Pardew. Accompanied by captions and speech bubbles, naturally.