GIF It: Cheick Tiote's amateur dramatic interpretation of the act of dissent (Newcastle vs Manchester United)

Newcastle midfielder Cheick Tiote picks up enough bookings over the course of a season down to his tackling. He can’t afford to start picking them up for his art, too.

The Ivorian gave a splendid performance of a man wronged by a Howard Webb decision. The anguish was there for all to see.