Rob Parker | March 9, 2010
Fab Cap’s secret recordings
Here it is: the moment Fabio Capello fell victim to a carefully concealed clandestine recording device ahead of England’s friendly victory over Egypt last week.
In all seriousness, this is a very disturbing incident. How can a top class international sports team be expected to prepare fully to nick each others’ girlfriends [...]
Rob Parker | March 9, 2010
Sponsored post
England may have beaten African champions Egypt 3-1 last Wednesday night but it seems fans and bookies have been left equally unimpressed by the performance, especially in the first hour of the game.
England started the second-half 1-0 down with several players not performing to their full potential, but after several substitutions things picked up. [...]
Rob Parker | March 4, 2010
World Cup contender sparks sniggers
After two goals against Egypt to add to his impressive international tally, you could forgive Peter Crouch for thinking he deserved a decent chance in the England side. But no - both the player and England coach Fabio Capello still find the idea of him being a regular England starter absolutely [...]
Rob Parker | March 4, 2010
England fan very proud of his t-shirt
This England fan at last night’s win over Egypt seemed at great pains not to get himself caught up in a tabloid storm by going as far as wearing an I haven’t slept with Ashley Cole t-shirt. It’s not Masterstepz, is it?
Anyhow, I wonder if Cheryl would like one.
Spotted [...]
Rob Parker | March 3, 2010
Fabio’s creepy standing sleep
England’s disappointing first-half against Egypt sent their coach to sleep on the touchline. Fabio Capello enjoyed a quick standing up nap.
Rob Parker | March 3, 2010
After Des Walker felled by Pharoah-cious tackle
England take on Egypt tonight in a friendly. If we go back 20 years it was the real thing at the 1990 World Cup in Italy. Although the team progressed to the semi-finals, without this headed goal from Mark Wright, England would have crashed out at the group stage.
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Rob Parker | March 2, 2010
Probably the best team-talk in the world?
What with Fabio Capello’s English still improving and John Terry stripped of the captaincy, Carlsberg has taken it upon itself to prepare a suitable team-talk for the England squad at this summer’s World Cup. Or rather they would like you to do it for them.
In return you could win [...]
