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Dec 30 2008

Kitman: Free Stevie Now t-shirt

Time for another protest?

I hope the Liverpool squad kept hold of the t-shirts from the Michael Shields protest a few weeks back because, with just a slight modification, they could prove to be very useful over the next few months.

Dec 30 2008

Steven Gerrard charged with assault and affray

Liverpool star in hot water over nightclub incident

Steven Gerrard has been charged with assault and affray over a glass-throwing incident in a Southport nightclub. The Liverpool skipper and five other men were arrested after a fight broke out which left a 34-year-old DJ with facial injuries. He has been bailed to appear before magistrates on 23 January.

Video spotted on 101GreatGoals

Dec 29 2008

Top 10 conclusions Premier League 28 December


1. Liverpool are looking classy. I keep expecting the bubble to burst, but if they maintain this consistency then they are genuine title contenders.

2. Shay Given put in one of the greatest performances by a keeper who conceded five goals in Premier League history.

3. The slack defending that allowed Fulham to secure a point was a costly slip-up for Chelsea. They won’t want to be dropping too many points to mid-table outfits.
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Dec 22 2008

Top 10 conclusions Premier League weekend 20-21 December


1. Flying to the other side of the world to face pub teams from every continent does not help you in the Premier League title race, even if does mean Sepp Blatter calls you the best team in the world.

2. It is a good job Rafa Benitez’s Sky box is in good working order or his tactical decisions might have been scuppered as he directed operations against Arsenal from his sofa.

3. Mark Hughes is going to get sacked. Sorry Sparky, but we concluded this about Paul Ince last week… And West Brom fans seemed to agree as they chanted: “You’re getting sacked in the morning” towards the Manchester City boss.
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Dec 19 2008

The Premier League Managers’ Christmas Lists: Rafa Benitez

A letter from Liverpool to Lapland

Dear Santa,

This year I would like:
- Not to get anymore kidney stones
- One of those really rare Robbie Keane goals
- A really bumpy flight back from Japan for United

Thanks,

Rafa

Dec 03 2008

Kitman: Steven Gerrard’s ‘Free Michael Now’ t-shirt

Pre-match campaign lands Liverpool in trouble

Liverpool seem to have landed themselves in hot water with the FA after a pre-match t-shirt campaign by its players. The authorities are apparently not very happy that the Reds, spurred on by Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher according to the local press, used their Monday night TV slot with West Ham to promote a campaign. A disciplinary charge for the club could follow.

As far as we are aware, the ‘Free Michael Now’ t-shirts were part of an ongoing protest to get a Liverpool fan jailed for attempted murder released from a Bulgarian prison, and absolutely nothing to do with an unrelated protest to let Little Mickey Owen leave Newcastle on a Bosman.

Dec 02 2008

Football video: Steven Gerrard’s hilarious air-shot against West Ham

Stevie G proves he has the potential to play for your 5-a-side team


It is good to know that it can happen to the best of players. Just look at the anguish on Steven Gerrard’s face - part strained muscles, part instant embarrassment - as he fails to connect with his own chest control.

Spotted on 101GreatGoals

Nov 29 2008

Steven ‘Manchild’ Gerrard celebrates 10 years of Liverpool first-team action

Yerrm, a decade with the Reds, you know

Today is 10 years to the day that an 18-year-old Steven Gerrard made his Liverpool debut against Blackburn. He looked a bit like this. It just goes to show: all that interview gurning and frowning is bound to take its toll over the years!

Nov 27 2008

Football video: Dog turns out to be Fernando Torres’ toughest opponent

Liverpool star thwarted by big German centre-back

Before Manchester City spend £25 million on a new centre-back or Joe Kinnear scrounges his last few pence together to bring in new defenders, they might want to run the rule over the guy. Fernando Torres has barely had a frustrating afternoon since he arrived in England and yet he runs out of ideas after five minutes against this German Shepherd.

He keeps his eye on the ball at all times, isn’t fooled by Torres tricks, matches the Spaniard for pace, and even makes a goalline clearance on the one occasion he is beaten! Sign him up!

Nov 24 2008

Football video: Steven Gerrard and Xabi Alonso go clay-pigeon shooting for Adidas

Liverpool duo show off their boots

If you buy the new Adidas Predator, you too will be able to kick a football at a clay pigeon without the help of any computer tricks whatsoever.