Rob Parker | February 11, 2010
Spurs midfielder gets merked (and Rio’s nowhere to be seen)
Either Range Rover has cut its advertising budget quite dramatically, or else Jermaine Jenas got well and truly owned by these Arsenal fans. The cheeky Gooners stuck their club crest on the front of Jenas’ car.
Despite the best attempts of a nearby builder, the midfielder seemingly [...]
Rob Parker | February 2, 2010
Which players and club have made bad decisions this January?
1. Robbie Keane to Celtic
It is only a loan move and Keane’s frustration at a lack of starts for Tottenham is understandable, but generally his career has been on an upwards curve since leaving Liverpool last January while the standard of the SPL continues an a [...]
Rob Parker | January 27, 2010
Spurs boss reflects on the prospect of a midweek trip to sunny Leeds
Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp decides that a silly question deserves a silly answer when a journalist asks whether he had wanted an FA Cup replay against Leeds.
In case your sarcasm detector isn’t working, he didn’t really want a replay.
Spotted on 101GG
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Rob Parker | December 15, 2009
Ooh-aah-Benoit
Spurs defender Benoit-Assou Ekotto is likely to find himself back in the supporters’ bad books after attacking a fan as he walked off the pitch following Saturday’s defeat to Wolves. He apparently took exception to being told: “You’re s**t.”
We can only assume the cutting jibe was a bit too close to home for Assou-Ekotto’s liking! [...]
Rob Parker | November 30, 2009
1. Jimmy Bullard is a genius.
2. Chelsea look like they are going from strength-to-strength. But with key players heading to the African Cup of Nations soon, will they be able to keep it up?
3. That was the weekend of the dodgy penalty decision.
Rob Parker | October 30, 2009
Harry Redknapp demands to see his player’s numerous testicles
Spurs manager Harry Redknapp has revealed that David Bentley has several balls and is now urging his player to flash them around the Emirates Stadium tomorrow.
In his column in The Sun, Redknapp dictated: “There’s no doubt Bentley has balls - plenty of ‘em - and his performance [...]
Rob Parker | October 16, 2009
Mr Palacios, a message for you from the Ministry of Fun
Tottenham will face Portsmouth without midfielder Wilson Palacios this weekend because he has stayed in his native Honduras to party. We know that Latin American footballer returning late from international duty after bender is like so totally a cliché, but this story has a twist.
Palacios [...]
